It's not a lobster

When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.



the lobster
is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.
Example:
Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.


lobsters
Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Example:
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws


Lobster
A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.
Example:
Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.


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