Kruger

Ancient german warrior from germany.



Kruger
Having the same South African values, a Kruger is a poor version of a Krugerrand. See Urban Dictionary definition of Krugerrand.

The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."
Example:
I thought that I hooked up with a Krugerrand last night, but when she asked for taxi fare this morning came the realization that she was just a Kruger looking for a free fun time!


Kruger
A Kruger is the greasy curved bicycle chain-ring imprint found on neophyte cyclist calves. The curved imprint resembles the serrated edges of a Krugerrand Gold piece.
Example:
Nice Kruger on your calf Jen, ride much?


kruger
The realization that you urgently need to defecate at the exact time you need to leave for a commitment or appointment.
Example:
We met at 5AM in the hotel lobby to catch the safari to Kruger National Park. John suddenly realized that queasy feeling required an immediate trip to the toilet. He made it just in time, but was on the verge all day long.

Tom: "We've got to leave for the airport now! Where's Bobby"

Foster: "He felt a kruger coming on. He's in the bathroom"


freddy kruger
A Sick and twisted neighbourhood pedofile who took children to his boiler room where he killed them.
Parents of the neighbourhood went after him and killed him once he was let out of prison on a technicallity.

Rising from the pits of hell he came back to once again rain terror on elm street....
....6 times
....and then came back even after "number 6 freddys dead" in freddy vs jason
....and is coming back again in the sequal...
...in other words a never ending zombie who just cant be killed

When he came back from the dead orginally, he came back to kill people in their dreams, getting stronger and stronger as he killed more and more.

A dream killing machine...heh

Description :- Black/green and red stripy jumper, black trousers, dirty old rimmed hat, four bladed glove, Burnt skin(looking more and more plastic as the films went along)

-Uses a lot of silly punch lines and kills in a variety of styles-
Played by robert englund
Example:
Freddy - "coem on Jessie, we're a team, you've got the body, and i've got the brains! HAHAHAHA!"(evil laugh) *peals skin off head to expose brain as he laughs*(No.2)

-Killed a girl by snoggin the air out of her, while she was in class(fallen asleep of corse)- (No.4)

-Tried to eat a girl by turning into some sort of giant slug-(No.3)

And yes he is better than jason...jason is the most boring killer in the world, give it some thought man! u can do better than just slapping people with a machette! why do u think no one watches friday the 13th anymore?! jesus


Dunning-Krugering
A term for when a person tells you with absolute conviction how undisputed something is, because they read an article or two on the internet that they insist they remember perfectly.
Example:
"Oh, goddamit, Karen is Dunning-Krugering all over Facebook again."


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