lamppost
To give a lamppost is dragging ones sack over the opposite sexes face in an attempt to cheer them up. this is usually followed by some foreplay and then a 69 and or Doggy/Oral.
Lamppost
Basically me and every other introvert who can't keep a conversation alive and ends up making the situation awkward. (Small talk -1/10)
lamppost
lamppost
A person who often ignored by the mainstream community. In other side, they dont talk much to their friends or any relatives.
-In real world, i believe you dont pay attention to lamppost (literally), do you?
-In real world, i believe you dont pay attention to lamppost (literally), do you?
Example:
Regina is a student who skips classes for a month, she sees a new comer who is a new classmate since a week after Regina leaves the class...
Regina: hey Jim, do we have a new classmate today?
Jimmy: yeah, he was here when you were absent
Regina: so then how's the class now when he came here?
Jimmy: nothing much happened, he dont talk much to the class, such a lamppost...
Regina is a student who skips classes for a month, she sees a new comer who is a new classmate since a week after Regina leaves the class...
Regina: hey Jim, do we have a new classmate today?
Jimmy: yeah, he was here when you were absent
Regina: so then how's the class now when he came here?
Jimmy: nothing much happened, he dont talk much to the class, such a lamppost...
Irish lamppost
Lamppost Homosexual
A Homosexual person.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
Example:
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"