Landmine
A lego
Example:
Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE
Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE
Landmine
Landmine
a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
Example:
i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it
i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it
Landmine
A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.
Landmine
Example:
I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.
Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.
I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.
Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.
Landmine
A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".