Landmine

The thin version of a grenade.



Landmine
A lego
Example:
Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE


Landmine
A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.
Example:
Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.


Landmine
a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
Example:
i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it


Landmine
A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.
Example:
Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.


Landmine
A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".
Example:
Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!


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