Lightning bolt

A Ping Pong ball thrown by a fat kid during a woodland LARP tournament.



Lightning Bolt
Probably the loudest band of the past ten years, and easily the "fullest" sounding duo of modern music. Psychotically fast and agressive while managing not to come across as particularly angry, evil, or any of the other stereotypes attributed to bands involved in the punk or metal scenes.
Example:
The Brians are playing tonight!

What?

Lightning Bolt, man!

What?

Oh, you can't hear anymore. You must have been to one of their shows.


Lightning Bolt
An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.
Example:
Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play


Lightning Bolt
A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
Example:
and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.


Dirty Lightning Bolt
Dirty Lightning Bolt n At the climax of a blow job pull out to politely "turn away". Yell "Avada Kedavra" as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.
Example:
I was so inspired by HP 7.5 I went home and gave Sarah a Dirty Lightning Bolt.


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