Mini Coopers

A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.



Mini Cooper
A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
Example:
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."

"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."

"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."


Mini Cooper
The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.
Example:
"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."


mini cooper
A person of the female persuasion who is much smaller physically, much like how the minicooper car is much cmaller compared to other automobiles. This small size of the female compared to the male makes for very exciting possiblities during sexual intercourse because of the ease with which the female could be manipulated. The mini cooper S is much the same but for perhaps a smaller size and more attractive than the normal version.
Example:
Eva Longoria, 5'2"
Eva Longoria is a mini cooper.


Mini Cooper
Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Example:
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had

Josh: So who you voting for?

Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got fisted by a midget


Mini Cooper
Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Example:
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had

Josh: So who you voting for?

Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget


mini cooper S
Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.
Example:
"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!


btw i drive one, i know how it feels.

lets motor


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