Obese
Adjective describing persons who should under no conditions wear spandex while riding bicycles on public roads.
Obese
A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.Obese
Obese
Most definitions here say that to be obese is idiotic. In most cases, it’s not. For some people, it’s an eating disorder caused by a wide range of things. Depression, as one example. For others, they don’t have control over their weight. This might be because of medications or an underlying disease. Some people are obese and doing everything that they can short of starving themselves and it still doesn’t work.
Never ever judge an obese person too soon. They may have a legitimate reason. And don’t insult anyone about it. After all, that’s their body, their business.
Never ever judge an obese person too soon. They may have a legitimate reason. And don’t insult anyone about it. After all, that’s their body, their business.
Example:
Judging guy: He’s obese, he must be a lazy retard
Smart guy: Oh please, be a little nicer. You have no idea what his condition is.
Judging guy: He’s obese, he must be a lazy retard
Smart guy: Oh please, be a little nicer. You have no idea what his condition is.
Obese
Someone who is very large, can be seen from miles away. Needs to eat every 5 minutes or they will have to engage in cannabalism with oneself. Most of the time will not fit on your screen when viewing their facebook profile.
Example:
Geek 1: 'Oh My God watch out for that new kid muyiwa rolling down the corridor :( , he's soo Obese just bull dozing those kids out of the way!!'
Geek 2: 'I know he rolled over the headmaster once !'
Geek 1: 'Oh My God watch out for that new kid muyiwa rolling down the corridor :( , he's soo Obese just bull dozing those kids out of the way!!'
Geek 2: 'I know he rolled over the headmaster once !'
Obese
The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.
Example:
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
Obese
Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.
So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.
So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.
So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.
So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.
So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.
So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.
Obese
When you can't see your penis without bending over.
(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)
(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)
Example:
George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.
George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.