Oh My GOD
An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possibleOh My Gods
Example:
G: OH MY GODS!!!
J: What?
G: I thought I just saw a wolf!
J: ... that was a coyote, stupid.
G: OH MY GODS!!!
J: What?
G: I thought I just saw a wolf!
J: ... that was a coyote, stupid.
oh my god
Example:
"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."
"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."
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Oh My God
One of the most empty headed and grossly overused cliche terms in history. It's a phrase used way to much by dull ignoramuses and lunkheaded dummies who have very limited vocabularies and don't know any other terms to express surprise, amusement, wonder, outrage or other emotions. Too much use of this term can make one look like a big time dumbbutt. On Internet blogs and in writing it's often shortened to the abbreviation "OMG". OMG is also overused tremendously.
Example:
1. Moon Unit Zappa: "It's like oh my God! Grody to the max!"
2. Mr. "Higgie Baby" Higgins on "Magnum P.I." often yelled, "Oh-my-GOD!" for many things. This is obviously a comic effect device.
3. Jennifer Aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of "Friends" to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say "Oh my God" many many times. The other members of the show also got a million dead Presidents per episode and they also said "Oh my God" repeatedly.
That ain't working!" - Dire Straits.
4. Tim: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Trent: Oh my God!
Beth: He's my God too!
1. Moon Unit Zappa: "It's like oh my God! Grody to the max!"
2. Mr. "Higgie Baby" Higgins on "Magnum P.I." often yelled, "Oh-my-GOD!" for many things. This is obviously a comic effect device.
3. Jennifer Aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of "Friends" to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say "Oh my God" many many times. The other members of the show also got a million dead Presidents per episode and they also said "Oh my God" repeatedly.
That ain't working!" - Dire Straits.
4. Tim: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Trent: Oh my God!
Beth: He's my God too!
Oh my god
Oh My God
A phrase that is commonly used by stoners. It is yelled to express strong emotion (i.e. surprised, scared, excited, angry, and overjoyed). It is yelled most often when people are high. Allot of the time it is used with the phrases as "I need it" and/or "It's so good"
Example:
1.)
Jeff: There's a dead body in that bag your neighbor is carrying to his car.
DMS: OH MY GOD!
2.)
Jeff: This bud is amazing. It is so fluffy and moist and fresh and look at those colors. The beautiful light green buds are just covered in orange and white hairs. Hit this shit man.
DMS: OH MY GOD! IT'S SO GOOD! I NEED IT!
1.)
Jeff: There's a dead body in that bag your neighbor is carrying to his car.
DMS: OH MY GOD!
2.)
Jeff: This bud is amazing. It is so fluffy and moist and fresh and look at those colors. The beautiful light green buds are just covered in orange and white hairs. Hit this shit man.
DMS: OH MY GOD! IT'S SO GOOD! I NEED IT!
oh my god
A phrase used in answer to a really boring account of an event that is supposed to interest you, but doesn't; meant to be polite, but any ass with a brain would be able to detect the flat sarcasm within.
Example:
"And then, I went like no way, and then he went yeah I want you, and then I went but you're parents might come home...can you believe him?!"
"Oh my god."
"And then, I went like no way, and then he went yeah I want you, and then I went but you're parents might come home...can you believe him?!"
"Oh my god."