Giffords Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Giffords

A retard or the act of being retarded. Acting like you got shot in the head and recieved brain damage.

Giffords

by corpse_enthusiast on Jan 09, 2011 04:51:13

A name given to the person or corpse recieving a teabag. Named after democratic congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, shot in the head by a teapartier on January 8th, 2010.

Example:
So, after you have killed your Giffords, press the L3 button on your controller to teabag them repeatedly, adding insult to injury.

Gifford

by HappyFeet3573 on Mar 23, 2009 08:16:24

A person who possesses a great amount of courage.

# Frank Gifford, American athlete and sports commentator
# Hugh de Giffard, 12th century Scottish baron
# Josh Gifford, English Jockey
# Png Gifford,President
# Kathie Lee Gifford, television host and singer; wife of Frank Gifford
# Maurice Gifford, son of 2nd Baron Gifford, British Army Officer
# Png Gifford,President

Example:
That's Gifford of you to rescue the cat from the tree!

I did an act of Gifford today.

gifford

by AliceInUtero on Feb 14, 2021 23:22:11

A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.

Example:
The YouTube comments section is full of giffords. Total giffords. Super giffords, if you will.

giffords

by Jacques-Alain on Jan 23, 2013 20:20:32

Giffords is a cob word for breasts used in the county of Kent, United Kingdom.

(Cob is the Kentish regional language)

Example:
That Canterbury bird's got a lovely set of giffords, Gillat.

Gifford

by CornSnake on Dec 29, 2011 23:35:05

One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.

Example:
"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'

"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"

"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"

"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"

Gifford

by Craig Difford on Dec 03, 2016 13:20:25

An optimist. Someone who perseveres through hard times and is able to find positivity.

Example:
Yo, dude! Jimmy totally pulled a Gifford. He's able to find a ray of sunshine in every shitty situation!

Gifford

by stewartlubbock on Nov 10, 2011 18:14:02

A person who manually masterbates dogs

Example:
Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"

Gifford

by BR549 alpha bravo on Dec 11, 2010 03:04:18

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.

Example:
I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.

Gifford

by michellerider1 on Apr 02, 2010 00:03:29

A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack

Example:
look at that Cornebys Gifford

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