ass-juice Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

ass-juice

The word used to describe the sweat from your back/ass rolling down the cleft of your ass, usually after an intense "workout" session...

ass-juice

by meh_meh on Jul 12, 2006 07:52:16

Condensation so thick it runs down the windows. A mixture of human breath and gases from the behind= ASS-JUICE

Example:
"i can't see the road for all this ass-juice!"

Ass juice

by Anonymoose on Jan 22, 2015 15:46:14

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Example:
Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

ass juice

by T-Nuggets on Oct 06, 2009 14:49:22

The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!

Example:
When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!

ass juice

by Mischief Maker on Nov 15, 2004 08:28:37

Clear sweat found in the crack that smells like ass.

Example:
I was fingering an Indian man's asshole to loosen him up to insert the dildo & got ass juice on my finger.

ass juice

by fuck YOU on May 28, 2003 07:55:50

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.

Example:
"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

ass juice

by LHH on Jan 10, 2006 04:16:57

A pinkish-brown colored drink

Example:
Anthony Bourdain sampled a glass of ass juice during his trip to Las Vegas on his Travel Network TV show "No Reservations."

ass juice

by Angeleka on Sep 19, 2003 09:40:36

Also a drink

Example:
Ass juice no ice.

ass juice

by dookie twirl on Oct 19, 2016 06:03:23

The collection of juice your anus gives off if you drink a lot of water.

Nastyness on stuff EVERYBODY sits on or touches

Example:
Dairy Queen with friends:

Hey have you ordered yet?

Naw, I got to wipe the ass juice off the seats..

ass juice

by gunnerboy on Jan 30, 2011 11:32:31

the juice that excretes from a dogs ass while he is licking it that stains the carpet and has the aroma of rotten fish.

Example:
Gunner are you getting ass juice on the carpet again ?

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