Pensioner Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Pensioner

Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.

pensioner

by Apple Cider on Mar 16, 2005 08:55:34

pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.

Example:
The pensioner is a useless old man.

pensionered

by Dyltong on Jun 18, 2013 22:06:25

Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.

Example:
1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.

Pensioners

by Big Shag. on Jan 17, 2010 02:39:25

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

Example:
After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.

pension

by Awesome Jdl on Jan 05, 2014 11:46:08

An aprehensive way to define astrology.

Example:
Dude: sup dawg studying some pension!

Dude 2: yeah

Dude 3: I like pension

Pension

by RealEeber on Jun 14, 2018 08:49:06

Canadian version of a 401K plan. Expect you just get it. You don't have to pay into it. However, you do get paid in maple syrup

Example:
I'm Candian - I get a pension eh!!

pensioners slap

by Chutney Didsby on Jul 25, 2014 06:30:50

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Example:
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pension planner

by Black Death Metal on Jul 21, 2008 05:13:58

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Example:
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

Pension Leeches

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine on Oct 14, 2019 01:49:09

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

Example:
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

pension botherer

by Human Form on Mar 20, 2016 19:22:58

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge

Example:
I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers

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