Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.



Premature Ejaculation
Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.
Example:
Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation


Premature Ejaculation
The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.
Example:
Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.


Premature Ejaculator
A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.
Example:
Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.


premature ejaculation
Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Example:
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution


premature ejaculation
Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.
Example:
Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."


premature ejaculation
Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

Example:
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"


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