the cricket

when you have sex with your friends mom, come on her stomach, and tell her to go make brownies



the cricket
a crazy ass dance move... Directions:

1. Must be wearing tights
2. Must pull tights up above the belly button
3. Proceed to play some B.P.M.(Black People Music)
4. Begin to Bounce to the beat
5. In a direct upward harsh motion, raise one knee to your chest area
6. Then switch legs doing the exact same movement
7. Continue to switch off legs throughout the B.P.M.
8. Sit back and take in the compliments
Example:
Damn Robyn can do the cricket like its her job!!!


*crickets*
The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.
Example:
"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "


Cricket
Cricket- is someone who either talk shit about you , feel jealous of you or take you as a threat to always starts drama with you.

Hating ass bitch

Cricket =hater
Example:
Crickets chrip all day , as soon you walk by them . they seem to shut up.

Sometime crickets need to be ignore because they need attention

In case you dont know what it mean, you a hating ass bitch


cricketing
The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.
Example:
Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.


crickets
-to make a joke that no one laughs at.
-after someone says a lame joke, it's as if you can hear the "crickets" because no one laughed.
Example:


cricket
A game that Indians are very, very serious about.
Example:
So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.

Cricket: a serious game.



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