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Resume

Resume is the opposite of the slang Pause. If you or someone else say anything weird like homosexual, instead of saying pause and meaning you do not claim the homosexual energy, you say resume to say you DO claimed the homosexual energy.

Resume

by jd-slanger on Dec 15, 2010 11:59:35

The positive physical (or other) attributes of a hottie that has it all working. A way to say, "She's gorgeous, and also has it all together " Comes from the business world where calling someone a "hot bitch" would definitely get you canned.

Example:
Office Guy #1: Did you see that new girl in marketing?
Office Guy #2: Yeah, I was checking out her resume when she walked by. I'm definitely liking what I see.
Office Guy #1: You're dreaming! She's way out of your league.

Girl #1: I was checking out that guy's resume -- I'm sure he has a girlfriend with all he has going.
Girl #2: Well, he has everything your looking for, why don't you ask him?

Resume

by B-rad on Feb 25, 2005 12:34:43

The term used when upholding a street basketball game (or a backyard baseball game during a season), then calling time-in. (Use only around white folks)

Example:
"Damn negro, I'm have to tie my shoe.......Aight...Resume."

resume

by vil v on Jan 29, 2010 20:01:19

it's a document with which the employer cleans his ass after you leave it with him,generally after an interview

Example:
leave your resume on the desk,i'll take a look at it

Resumate

by Birdie63 on Jul 28, 2011 04:27:05

(verb) To check out someone's background before deciding to get involved intimately.

Example:
If he resumates well, I might just green light him to my honey pot.

resume

by Ascendasaiyan on Feb 27, 2003 01:01:31

Your face/facial expression

Example:
Don't be hatin...don't look good on yo'resume

Resumeable

by Mpls Shieldy on Apr 09, 2010 01:56:24

An action or responsibility that would improve your resume. This can be applied to any number of actions, big or small.

Example:
Matt, you've got some mad memo writing skills. I bet that's resumeable.

resume blindness

by AYYFRON on Jun 30, 2010 18:32:52

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

Example:
I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

resume padding

by Cheice on Jun 12, 2011 08:55:52

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Example:
Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

Resume Stain

by 123456789anonymous on Jun 16, 2011 03:38:00

A previous job that was so bad (or was with a company whose reputation is so bad) that you'd rather make up an excuse for the time gap on your resume than list the job.

Example:
My previous employer has a terrible reputation. It is a resume stain. I won't put it on my resume out of fear that I won't get hired due to their reputation.

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