Vince Offer

1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop 2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS



Vince Offer
Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.
Example:
Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?


Vince Offer
A very humorous salesman, famous for selling products like the Shamwow and SlapChop. Also known for hilarious lines like "You're gonna love my nuts!". Went to jail for assaulting a hooker.
Example:
"You know the German's make good stuff!" - Vince Offer


Vince Offer
Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.

Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
Example:
"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."

"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."


Vince Offer
An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.
Example:
Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.


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