Vince Offer
Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.
Example:
Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!
Who the fuck is Billy Mays?
Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!
Who the fuck is Billy Mays?