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Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Sideburns

by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri on Feb 22, 2019 03:00:49

Uh. ..Tim Sutton.

Troy's a sloth lookin hoe.

Example:
Person 1: Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher Sutton do not concent.

Tim: Sideburns bruh

sideburns

by Busted Hyman on Jul 07, 2006 03:11:47

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Example:
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

sideburns

by Kyle E Mcpherson on Nov 02, 2005 07:51:31

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.

Example:
Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.

sideburn

by griff on Jul 07, 2003 00:23:09

that bit of riz that just wont burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. See elvis

Example:
"dude, here's the lighter."
"wha?.."
"sideburn dude"

sideburns

by simon gardner on Sep 13, 2006 08:14:07

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.

Example:
Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns

Sideburn

by TuPac Dat Joint on Apr 10, 2018 20:59:44

A side burn (not to be confused with the popular 1960s hairstyle of the same name) is a situation in which the paper on a cigarette burns more heavily or completely on one side.

It occurs most often on self-rolled and marijuana cigarettes. Side-burned cigarettes are rarely represented in the mass media. However, in underground youth culture, side burning is an often admonished phenomenon. Sideburns are most commonly found in student houses, or in areas that attract weed smokers. Although representations in the media are scarce, there have been mentions of ‘sideburning’ on popular Facebook pages, such as ‘Rate My Rollie’.

Example:
“You hardly sideburned that bai" - Stuck up prick

Sideburn

by Sausage Wallet2011 on Feb 16, 2011 21:53:13

When you finish haveing anal sex with someone and then slap them in the face with your cock leaving a "sideburn".

Example:
I totally nailed that chick in her ass and then drew a sideburn on her face with my dick.

sideburn

by stonerbert on Jan 11, 2010 05:36:39

its when your joint burns down one side quicker than the other

Example:
watch that sideburn on the doob, get a lighter and sort it out!

sideburn

by Sir Fux-A-Lot on Feb 18, 2016 15:06:59

When you hit the side or corner of a bowl.

Past tense: sideburned

Example:
'Hey, bro - sideburn that shit next time. You torched the whole thing.'

'Don't worry, I sideburned that shit this time. There's plenty of green left. (You mother fucker.)'

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