National Suck Some Penis Day
by PussyDestroyer500 on Sep 29, 2022 04:48:41
September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that
gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as
the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
National Grab some Ass Day
by Jdonkeydick on Oct 02, 2018 19:03:22
On this day
October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over
the limit you shall be
disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday
National suck some dick day
by Handlemycheesekaren on Jul 02, 2020 03:56:15
An
annual event that occurs on
July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you
don’t know. Have fun !
Example:
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for
july 18th
Rob: why what’s so special about
July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s
national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
Suck some titties day(June 24th)
by Dudebrosmd on Jun 20, 2020 11:35:25
June 24th of every year is a day dedicated to sucking a girl's tits. Use this day to suck as many
titties as you can possibly suck and
motorboat as many bitches as you can.
Example:
Yo bro
June 24th is
coming up soon, you know what that means,SUCKING TITTIES DAYYYY!!! I cant wait till suck some
titties day(June 24th)
National Grab-some-more Ass Day
by Donald Skin on Apr 12, 2018 04:35:50
A tradition celebrated every
April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on
National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true
patriot.
Example:
Tony: Hey John, did you grab
Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was
National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well
c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day