Gordon
Gordon is somebody who is a Russian spy/vampire and will gather info on you using his dog Ellie. A Gordon looks like a vampire had a baby with a god
Example:
Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog”
Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”
Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog”
Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”