Swotting

the act of studying a subject using the Strength weakness opportunities and threats.



Swot
1) To Swot; Revision undertaken preceding an examination.

2) (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.

3) (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
Example:
1) "I was swotting up all night last night for this exam. I should walk it."

2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."

3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."


Swot
A swot is a person who studies really hard when nobody else does. Usually reserved for people you don't like anyway, but do better than you in an exam.
Example:
Mike is such a (swot), he was up all night studying for the class test.


Swot
A word used by morons to insult a person of superior academic abilities.

Said morons believe to have such intelligence and excelling at education and gaining qualifications is laughable and therefore to be called a 'swot' is a horrible, undesirable humiliation for the victim.
Example:
I hate my job, having to get up at 6am, put on a lumo jacket and clean up the thrash around the streets, its so demeaning, and the pay is crap, but I've got no other qualifications so I guess I can't do anything else. Yesterday i near got knocked down by a guy in a suit drivin a Porsche....looked like Adam Grimes from my old class. He was such a swot....


SWOT
Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat. An analysis of a business opportunity whereby qualities of one’s own team are described as strengths or weaknesses and qualities of the situation (including competitors) are described as opportunities or threats. Strengths and opportunities are seen as correlated positive qualities and weaknesses and threats also correlate as negatives. Often visualized as a 4-cell box. Used primarily by business school gradates, especially marketeers, and more commonly used in the 1980’s than today.
Example:
Lets SWOT that potential new market to see if we can break in.


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