The tastyest frikin things ever invented!

The best bar food ever! Fried chicken wings basted in a hot sauce and served with a side of celery and bleu cheese. You dip the wings into the blue cheese and throw the celery on the floor. The best wings are from the Buffalo NY area and the farther you get away the greater likelihood that the wings will suck. Not that you can't get good wings in the rest of upstate NY or even Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the Twin Tiers (NY/Pa border) but the real deal is in Buffalo. Douche bags claim that the shitty, rubberry, no taste wings one can find in chains like Hooter's and BW3's are good example of Buffalo Wings. The shittiest wings under red heat lamps in gas stations in the above mentioned areas are better than these shitty chain restaurant wings. Also, stupid motherfuckers dip their wings in ranch dressing. Why don't you just mosey on down to the Old Country Buffet, close your eyes and have them pump what leftover shit they have after the early bird special down your throat and top it off with a quart of Hidden Valley Ranch! Any douchebag that thinks ranch is a compliment to buffalo wings needs to be castrated with a shrimp fork. Note: you can't get good Buffalo wings in Chicago, Miami, and New York although residents there think you can. They have wings in Philly but nobody claims they're the best,and they don't eat wings in L.A. because they are assholes.

Male homosexual sex practice. One sex parter covers his penis in hot sauce, the other covers his penis in blue cheese dressing. The sex partners go on to slam their penises against each other in a sword-fight like manner until they climax.

Invented in 1965 by a Black restaurateur named John Young. John Young was the proprietor of a restaurant called Wings-N-Things located in Jefferson avenue in the Cold Springs Neighborhood on the East Side of Buffalo.

The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.

When a man fingers a girl after having eaten hot wings and didn't wash his hands, thus creating a warming sensation in the woman's nether regions that quickly turns into a harsh burn in immediate need of a cold hose to the crotch.

Buffalo Wings is a term used to describe a vagina that is very thick.

Chicken Wings that have a certain zest to them, many people think they originated in Buffalo, NY, but in actuality, they just got popular there.

One of the greatest food creations of all time. Buffalo Wings are chicken wings that are breaded, and then coated in "Buffalo Sauce" which is almost always liquified red pepper, but some restaurants add other ingredients.

There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.

Plus, they go great with beer.