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The Funk

A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.

The Funk

by LinguisticsOfTime on Oct 29, 2019 09:48:58

Different Interpretations depending on the current context.

1. In relation to a genre of music.

( Disco , Jazz , Soul )

2. Regarding material items or lifestyle.

( Money , Hustle , Liveliness , Vigorousness )

Example:
1. "Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die" - Play That Funky Music White Boy by Wild Cherry(1976)

2. "I hear a beat I grab the mic, and then I start this workin'
The kids around the way used to think that I was buggin
But they don't understand how I feel about the funk
I walk with the funk, I talk with the funk
I eat with the funk, I sleep with the funk
I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk
So now what do they say, when I'm walkin' up the block?
Boom shaka laka there goes the Chief Rocka" - Chief Rocka by Lords of the Underground(1993)

The Funk

by Z on Dec 22, 2004 17:42:45

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

Example:
I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.

The Funk

by Bearboarder on Jun 29, 2006 05:11:59

When your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. Also known as a Hot Carl,Hot Karl,Cleveland Steamer,etc.

Example:
The woman asks "Do You Like The Funk"....the man answers yes she proceeds.

The Funk

by B.Row on Nov 24, 2009 01:14:27

Steps to hitting the funk:
1. Isolate the body
2. Swivel your legs
3. Throw her leg
4. Go to town and reep the rewards!!

Example:
You're getting no where with a girl. You hit the funk. BOOM! Too Easy.

The Funk

by ashley2sexc on Jun 25, 2005 08:31:09

a collective gendre of STD's, and or a person (usually a girl) of a funkful(dirty,inpure,etc) nature.

Example:
BOY, U BET' NOT GET WITH THAT STANK ASS HO! YOU GON GET...THE FUNK!
*most effective said by those of the black ethnicity*

Funke

by Phunke on Feb 02, 2020 05:33:15

A very shy, smart, intelligent and goal-getter boss lady. She is very strong willed and would do anything to achieve her dreams. She is a deep lover who is also afraid to show it. She is one friend you can depend on. She is an introvert but once she feels comfortable with you, trust her to be the silliest, craziest , fun loving girl...she has a very small circle of friends and will do everything to protect her circle. Do not break her trust else you will spend a lifetime to regain her trust. Always the happy-go-lucky girl, but deep down, she’s confused and wish someone would truly understand her unspoken inner fears...A lover of sex but would only have sex with the person she truly loves....She is one who loves to deal with her issues quietly and silently, which is not too good for her.

Get you a girl like Funke, you would be glad to have her in your life.

Example:
Boy: I met the perfect girl ever....
Friend: Please tell me she’s a Funke

to be in a funk

by Idkfmllolloll on Mar 15, 2017 00:57:53

Temporary sadness. Feeling sad and down and not knowing why. No motivation to do anything and always tired. Almost like you're missing something but not know what it is. Like a small phase of depression that only lasts a couple days or weeks.

Example:
Megan really seems to be in a funk. She said she's really sad but doesn't know why. Hopefully she'll get out of her funk

funk it

by LilAnt420 on Nov 08, 2009 06:58:07

the act of putting a lit blunt roach in the tip of cigarette (usually menthol) that is slightly emptied. Then you can hit the roach through the cigarette. In doing this you can avoid burnt fingers and when the roach is done it in turn lights the cigarette.

Example:
Stoner 1: "Dude, the roach is burning my fingers!"

Stoner 2: "I got a Newport, let's funk it."

Stoner 1: "Fuck yeah!"

Funk

by Theodore D. on Apr 22, 2011 05:56:10

A state of undesirable emotions or feeling out-of-sorts. These feelings may include but are not limited to: sadness, boredom that is unusually difficult to curb, laziness, unworthiness, and an overall feeling of malaise. The reasons for being in a "funk" usually remain unknown by the victim while others may know exactly why they are in a "funk" and just have a difficult time getting rid of it. A funk may last a few hours or up to several weeks at a time.

Example:
John: Hey man, you want to go out to the bars tonight and get fucked up??!!!

Mike: No man. I'm not in the mood tonight. I'll probably just watch TV and go to bed.

John: Damn dude, that's the second weekend in a row! Sounds to me like you're in a funk.

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