Traffic Jam
This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average
two-seater look small, shoving a trolley
piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone
AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also
Road Block.
Traffic Jam
by CreamyCummy on Jul 05, 2011 09:43:38
When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and
stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to
have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the
smelly Poo Stew you created.
Traffic Jam
by ZCrackPack on Mar 03, 2014 00:06:49
When you're
on your way to your first music
gig when your car runs
out of gas. So, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.
Example:
Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?
Person 2: My car
ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a
traffic jam.
Person 1: Ahh. Failing
in style.
Traffic Jam
by T-JAM on Aug 06, 2009 08:40:47
Traffic Jam
by TrollDeputy on Feb 10, 2013 14:24:18
Traffic Jam
by shagondragon on Jun 28, 2013 11:05:33
When the situation
get's piled up. Two people deep in the back and one or more in the front. That's a jam! Causing everyone's engine to burn into
overdrive.
Example:
Benny
boning Ashkan Boning Marisa in the front.
"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"
Traffic Jam
by ballsack jumbler69 on Jul 02, 2011 11:06:06
at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to
jam there
penis' into one
hole.
Traffic Jam
by Kyle156 on Apr 29, 2008 04:32:58
traffic jam
by The Sub on Feb 26, 2005 06:46:39
The by-product of either
rush hour or a lane closing as a result of a car accident or construction. Mainstreets and highways become choked with cars that are literally
bumper to bumper. Like a bad storm, usually the only way out of a traffic jam is sitting through it.
Car lines and lane shields make getting off an exit a daunting game of chicken.
Road rage is also pretty common.
Example:
There was a huge traffic jam on I-93 when some idiots collided into each other, causing two
lane closures. It was
backed up all the way to
Quincy.
Traffic Jamming
by udaddict on Aug 24, 2009 03:49:26
When you find your self in
crawling traffic, so you
whip out a
ballin' mixed CD and dance in your car, and other people start dancing and singing along with you in their respective cars.
Example:
The other day, Melanie was in a massive traffic jam, so she threw on
Bohemian Rhapsody cranked it, and started rocking out, when she opened her eyes after some
sweet air guitar, she noticed that three people in cars around her were Traffic Jamming with her, it made her day.