Vance
Vance is the one person you trust wholeheartedly, but you can never tell if they trust you. Vance is kind, intelligent, charismatic, and humble. They will support you no matter what. You can try to get them to open up to you, but it never seems to work. When meeting a Vance it is best to be
straight forward. Don't
skirt around what you want, they are too intelligent to be fooled, especially by
liars.Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and
taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.
Vance
by K33P 1T R3AL on Mar 11, 2015 08:15:19
Vance is an amazing, Nice and very charming person. He is always
flashing his smile and loves to laugh. He loves to do anything that is
energetic. When you see Vance he will always make you smile.
Vance
by guavaava on Sep 19, 2018 15:57:18
One of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily
pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for his laugh that might make you fall
head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with
Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart.
Example:
Girl 1: "Hey you know Vance? His eyes and smile are so
dreamy..."
Girl 2: "I know,
don't go breaking his heart. He's a pretty
sensitive guy,"
Vance
by Twirl Matzah on Jan 07, 2010 13:31:39
(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen
casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate
liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting
prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example:
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"
Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a
handstand and then
walked on his
pinkies up the stairs!"
Vance
by chance22 on Jan 06, 2012 13:32:08
A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off
pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to
Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a
Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.
Vance
by Newsome24 on Nov 19, 2018 09:13:22
An amazing guy who can make anyone’
s day better just by
smiling and laughing. He’s cute and kind. He will keep
asking if you’re ok when he knows you’re not and he’s just the best!
Vance
by enternicknamehere21 on Apr 13, 2019 13:57:24
Vance is a very kind and loving person, he is
the bestest friend you could find on the
surface of the world. he is
the best boyfriend in the world too, he will always be there for you when youre crying or down. You can trust Vance with anything too, he hides all of your deepest secrets and will always be loyal.
Vance
by TU NEGROO on Apr 17, 2019 10:38:09
A
disformed human being, back problems,always saying “bruh”, still
a virgin,runs funny,looks like a whole bird from
rio
Vance
by TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! on Mar 26, 2013 12:04:05
To accidentally
excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to
copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all
bowel control has been lost.
Example:
"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I
Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk
home in the nude".
"
Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".