an evil chainstore run by the Devil, where workers toil for pissant wages, work long hours without credit, get no benefits, work non-union, and have to attend a bullshit "pep-talk" session at the start of every shift and chant this dumbass cheer every fucking day. WalMart wants to drive everyone else out of business and control the world's economy. WalMart is popular among hypochristians (so-called "conservative Christians") for some particular reason, so you know WalMart is up to no good. They have the slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." but almost all their products sold are from China, where good American jobs are going to and where worker's rights and safety as well as environmental protection standards are disregarded. Also, their music CDs have to be "clean" - none with Parental Advisory stickers are sold at the stores. This is an endorsement of censorship, which is UN-AMERICAN. Their prices ain't really any lower than anyone else's. That logo happy face needs to have a bullet shot into its forehead. Do your shopping at some other store like Meijers or Target instead.

A store that large numbers of Americans claim to hate because it "hurts small businesses", but always make the excuse, "I only shop there if I have to" to rationalize their hypocritical purchases at WalMart.

The worst level of Hell or destroyer of happiness and devourer of souls

A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material

That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.

To close down or cease operations due to being crushed by a larger, more powerful rival, usually due to the rival's unfair competitive advantage.

A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.

A store widely criticized for its practice of crushing local businesses and for its questionable employment practices.

The only way to destroy a Walmart is to destroy its heart which is found somewhere near the television department