Walton
by Alex. S on Oct 19, 2019 14:09:03
Walton’s seem weird at first, but once you get to know them, they are interesting and
kind hearted people who would take great care of their loved ones. They are smart and funny and like building and designing things. They are often shy, but once they’re comfortable around you, they will treat you like their most
valuable and
meaningful friend/partner.
Walton
by Jessica Vandermond on Feb 05, 2010 13:56:22
Anglo-Saxon for One Who Guards the Wall. People named Walton who have people call them "
Walt" are rejecting over
1000 years of heritage and are fags.
Example:
Option 1
- "Hi, I'm Walton"
- "Hi Walton, what a cool name. Can I call you
Walt?"
- "No."
- "Wow, you are so awesome!"
Option 2
- "Hi, my name is Walton, but you can
call me Walt."
- "Fag."
Walton
by Spare Rib on Sep 13, 2011 22:10:58
A
fanatic Arsenal supporter who watches every match on the edge of his seat whilst enjoying a
quick hand shandy from a morbidly obese woman.
Example:
"Hey fancy Walton at the
match tonight - that chick over there looks huge."
"
Too right - the game
looks good and she is massive"
The Waltons
by JanitorWithAnAxe on Jul 14, 2011 13:15:36
An awesome show from the 1970's, which captures
true family values, rather than that of the 2000's which is all about "ME." Where selfish celebrities dominate the air waves. I am
only 15, but the show is great, there will never be a better show than
the Waltons
Example:
Typical teenager: Hey did you see
Dane Cook on SNL last night?
Me: Naaw dude, I watched
the Waltons.
Typical teenager: What the hell is that?
Me: (Shows a 3 minute clip of the show)
Typical teenager: Wow that looks soooo boring and stupid.
Me: (Rolls eyes)
Whatever dude, maybe this world wouldn't be as hateful today if we didn't have people like you, and if we had more shows like this.
Typical teenager: F*** off you faggot!
Me: (Thinks nothing of it because I don't care what people think)
the waltons
by locks heath renegade master on Nov 23, 2010 19:47:44
a very big close close family that all live together under one roof , hang out together and even marriage like between 1st cousins , inbred insestuos
pikey types ,
dids in
bricks .
Example:
gypos , pykeys , the ings,
kakas , the waltons , family , together, under one
roof
Spooky Walton
by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK on Nov 27, 2014 02:08:31
A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:
-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a
skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo
grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.
The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy
human garbage fire.
Example:
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"
"
Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."
"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is
mumble nervously about
pink and stink."