You Sir Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

You Sir

Two words placed before a gross insult. Implies politeness but then delivers a brutal slam dunk to the recipient. Very British.

You sir, are a FUCK

by A Big Dumb Animal on Mar 09, 2011 12:35:06

A phrase used in retort towards an individual (typically male), who is behaving or acting in an undesirable or unsavory manner towards or around user (1).

Can also in certain instances be used to point out certain individual's clumsiness (2).

Example:
(1)
Bartender: "Tony, your drunk, I'm gonna have to cut you off..."

Tony: "Well... You sir, are a FUCK"

(2)
Bobby, stumbling around unaware of his surroundings, accidentally knocks over and spills Tony's beer.

Tony angrily proclaims, pointing his finger in Bobby's face; "You sir, are a FUCK!"

You, sir, are and idiot. :(

by LOLWUTANON on Sep 20, 2008 20:32:45

Unfunny spam copypasta posted on /b/

Example:
You, sir, are and idiot. :(
You, sir, are and idiot. :)
You, sir, are and idiot. :/

“You sir, are a fish”

by Gabr Willums on Jul 14, 2022 07:28:22

-Arthur Morgan

Example:
“You sir, are a fish”-Arthur Morgan

puck you sir

by R. Master Flex on Apr 16, 2009 07:23:01

A less vulgar but extremely more insulting expletive than the traditional "F" bomb.

Example:
"Jake! Get your drunk lard ass out of bed!"

"Rebecca, Puck you sir"

you sir, are an ass

by colnel on May 24, 2004 12:15:18

the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!

Example:
im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!

puck you sir

by troymikeull on Oct 18, 2011 13:39:18

avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.

Jonah Takaluha

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Example:
Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.

You sir name

by YoMamapapafat on May 21, 2019 00:41:14

A you sir name is a nickname you use in a game

Example:
My you sir name is MamaFat

good day to you, sir

by Mack on Nov 13, 2003 03:25:15

An insulting end to a conversation.

Example:
"Can we-"
"Good day to you, Sir!"
"but-"
"I said GOOD DAY!"

good day to you sir

by Di on Nov 11, 2003 19:45:04

Up yours.

Example:
By golly, good day to you sir!

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