Ass Vampire
Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.
Example:
Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”
*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*
Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”
*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*
Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
Ass Vampire
A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.
Example:
"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.
"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.
Vampire ass
Vampire ass
When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.
Example:
Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.
Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.
Vampire ass
When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.