ass vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is



Ass Vampire
Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.
Example:
Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)


Ass Vampire
A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.
Example:
"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.


Vampire ass
When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.
Example:
Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.


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