assmonkeys
A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any
disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to
Wayne's World, and the line "
Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
assmonkey
by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY on May 10, 2008 01:40:10
Example:
1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without
fucking it up"
3: "
Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a
supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
assmonkey
by MINIxxx on Jan 05, 2006 17:49:27
Assmonkey
by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy on Sep 18, 2008 21:12:00
assmonkey
by averhan on Jun 28, 2009 11:40:39
Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly
screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic
masterpiece or concluding successful business
negotiations.
assmonkey
by Joe Daddy on Oct 05, 2002 01:22:26
1. A homosexual man.
2. An asshole with the intelligence of a
monkey.
3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.
4. A
total fucking idiot (see
fucktard)
5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.
Assmonkey
by Tardo on Sep 29, 2003 11:17:47
Assmonkey
by Dave on Sep 13, 2003 04:46:02
Example:
"Well
Cletus, that sure is
a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an
assmonkey!!"
Assmonkey
by Tracy White on Jun 28, 2003 05:24:27
Assmonkey
by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa on Jan 25, 2009 08:50:38