assmonkeys

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."



assmonkey
1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
Example:
1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"


assmonkey
Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.
Example:
Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!


Assmonkey
A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
Example:
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"


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