ball park

To sneak up behind someone, grab them by the hair, pull their head back and then reach around and smack them in the face with a raw hot dog.



Ball Park
When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.
Example:
Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?

Travis: Yes.........

Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!


Ball Parked
When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.
Example:
Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!


ball-park figure
a number that is near the total; approximate figure
Example:
Fifty is a ball-park figure. It's close to our class size.


ball park franked
before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up
Example:
boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked


Ball Park Phatty
A description defining a female's backside, or booty. There's different classifications of ballparks:

Class 1: 'Single'- a small booty, but is there. Not flat, and if the right clothing is worn will be visible. rumpkin pumpkin

Class 2: 'Double'- a booty that stands between phat and not a lot. There's some shape, but will be argued by many of people if it's really a phat ass. It can be seen from the side usually.

Class 3: 'Triple'- a booty that is phat without question. It's universally accepted. Commonly used in rap videos. Can be seen from the back, side, and even in the front. A booty of great anticipation that pays off.

Class 4: 'Homer'- a booty that is really phat to the point of too phat for the average booty gazer. One would really have to love butts} to want a piece of this. The booty thats seen from a great distance away.

Class 5: 'Grandslam'- a booty that one will find on porn sites. Ridiculously phat booties. Also in this class is booties that can be a little to sloppy because is almost impossible to have this kind of booty without having a lot of fat with it.

Class 6: 'Cycle'- The perfect ass. This distinction belongs to TOP video vixens, and females who's had their booties genetically altered. Cartoon booties
Example:
Shorty got a Ball Park Phatty!


ball-park figure
An annoying, grossly over-used term that dumb idiots think will make them sound cool if they use.
Example:
Some idiot called me at the office asking me to give him a "ball-park figure" on a divorce. I thought "WTF? Since when do divorce cases have anything to do with a baseball game?"


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