berts Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

berts

When you are the no name version because you're not cool enough to be a Bart

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by Paul Oliveri on Sep 01, 2008 08:35:42

term of endearment, friend, homie, homeboy, my dog, pet

Example:
hey bert bert come over tonight

Bert

by DogsAndDolphins on Apr 06, 2014 01:44:48

the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.

Example:
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."

Berted

by Neroli119 on May 15, 2017 10:42:47

to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day

Example:
Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.

bert

by Kate Roberts on Mar 13, 2008 04:13:18

A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.

Example:
A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"

a bert

by Fudgie on Oct 31, 2003 01:18:23

After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows

Example:
"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"

Bert

by Priscaaay on Nov 25, 2008 05:46:50

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)

Example:
damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that

Berted

by bobjones3r4234 on Feb 10, 2010 05:51:03

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.

Example:
I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.

Bert

by Emma79 on Dec 21, 2014 23:31:10

Code word for Danger as explained in the series "Friends"

Example:
Joey: Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.

Chandler: Well, we're not.

Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!

Chandler: We don't have a code word.

Joey: We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.

Bert

by Bert420 on May 11, 2012 07:35:07

A dialectal term for cigarette. Popular in North Lancashire and South Cumbria - may also have found its way to South Wales and parts of Manchester. Derived from the popular brand Lambert & Butler.

Example:
Winston: How many Berts can you smoke in twenty minutes?

Royston: At least twenty Berts, Marra.

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