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Blow-J
Blow J. Simpson
Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
Blow J. Simpson
Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.
Example:
Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"
Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."
Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."
Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"
Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"
Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."
Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."
Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"
Snow Day Blow J
Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.
Example:
When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.
When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.
Blow the J
When a group of 2-3 people hang out doing nothing in particular; Sitting around bantering when one is supposed to be working; see also: dick around
Example:
You ready to finish that spreadsheet?" "Fuck that. The boss isn't here, so let's just blow the j for awhile.
You ready to finish that spreadsheet?" "Fuck that. The boss isn't here, so let's just blow the j for awhile.