blow j's

the act of giving a fellatio; the term was coined in the 2007 hit "Superbad"



Blow J. Simpson
Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
Example:
I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.


Blow J. Simpson
Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.
Example:
Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"


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