BookShelf
by BodyDropper on Jul 27, 2008 22:11:32
Sexual act where someone takes it
orally and anally/
vaginally at the same time. When 2 people
bookend someone, they are bookshelfing or have bookshelved them.
Example:
"Were gonna go
bookshelf this girl!" "Oh man me and Phil Bookshelved this slut last night!" "So, when are you gonna let me and
my boy bookshelf ya?" "I
walked in on my mom being bookshelved by my best friend and my dad!"
it's on my bookshelf
by Todd is my hero on Jan 18, 2015 19:31:52
a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of
literature, that you bought and read 14
pages of it and never finished, yet
you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.
Example:
-1"Yo have you seen the movie
Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- "
Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.
Building a bookshelf
by dr. carpenter man on Mar 28, 2010 05:50:33
A
code word for sex. To be used in situations in which another person should not know what you are talking about. Other phrases include; building a white
bookshelf (oral sex), staining a bookshelf (sex while girl is
on period), and building a brown bookshelf (anal sex)
Example:
guy 1: "hey bro you build that
bookshelf yet?"
guy 2: "straight up man! it went together real nice!"
parents: "its nice to see our son getting interested in books and
carpentry"
guy 1: "are you going to be
building a bookshelf this afternoon?"
guy 2: "yea so stay outta my room!"
the spider is on the bookshelf
by t.nu on Aug 26, 2009 17:12:46
Example:
Dude: Whoa,
holy shite, I hope
my gf doesn't find out that i
screwed her mom last night, fuck...
Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
potemkin bookshelf
by Shawlatan on Jul 08, 2022 06:02:02
Potemkin bookshelf: someone's bookshelf filled with books they've never read.
Books
put on display only for the sake of display or some sort of
vicarious status seeking.
Did you see that fake intellectuals bookshelf? He doesn't even have an idea of what's in those books on his shelf.
Example:
Did you see that fake intellectuals
bookshelf? He doesn't even have an idea of what's in those books on his
potemkin bookshelf.
Derived from
Potemkin village: a village that is just a facade. Just for show. Enter any door and it turns out to be hollow. Totalitarians and dictator types tend to build these in order to impress their oppressed masses or convince the outside that they are a
salubrious nation when they are not.