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bullet proof

Having sufficient accrued corporate pension (usually near retirement age) that you can say & do whatever you like.

Bullet-proof

by w.yokum on Mar 20, 2005 17:01:01

Going downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink only to find your father and his buddies circle-jerking to the movie "Willow"...and it doesn't phase you.

Example:
Yo, I heard about your dad beating off to a picture of Gary Coleman at work and getting caught by his boss. If that shit don't fuck you off, you must be bullet-proof, man.

Bullet-Proof Moustache

by Beilor4893 on Mar 24, 2010 08:14:35

Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.

Example:
Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.

Bullet Proof Wig

by Weavalicious on Jun 20, 2007 23:14:32

A female of any dissent, who refers to the use of improperly inserting a weave to the top of their head. The extensions from the weave seem to protrude greatly from one's roots, thus creating an alien shaped affect, similiar to the likes of Predator. With such lift and body, the hair seems to serve as a means of protection, such as teflon abilities to block stray bullets. Therefore, for safety precautions, you may want to have at least one friend with a Bullet Proof Wig.

Example:
As Domonique danced, her Bullet Proof Wig danced beside her.

Bullet-Proof Nudity

by bbilbo1 on Mar 25, 2010 23:22:33

The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.

This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.

Example:
After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."

Bullet Proof Huggies

by Stephen Christopher on Jan 07, 2011 02:03:47

Fictional, durable, and protective huggies for babies living in extreme environments.

Example:
Bullet Proof Huggies for babies living in the ghetto, for their personal safety, happiness, and well-being.

bullet-proof train

by Mr.spy on Nov 29, 2014 17:00:10

A train not prone to damage by bullets.

Example:
Bullet trains and Bullet-proof trains aren't the same, duh :P

Bullet Proof Vest

by shantea on Oct 13, 2003 03:26:07

50's source of protection

Example:
If it wasnt for my bullet proof vest i would have been dead.

bullet proof monk

by lilboykiller on May 11, 2009 13:11:15

Some asian guy that would fuck you up hard bitch.

Example:
gangster:whats up homes?
monk: mother fucker die!
gangster:bullet proof monk?
monk: to late your dead.

bullet proof hater coat

by sasquatch8u on Feb 05, 2011 02:48:40

An invisible coat that one puts on when they are or going to receive excessive amounts of hate.

Example:
Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"

You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"

Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"

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