champagne's

The most celebratory act in which two individuals can participate.



Champagning
When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.
Example:
"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."


champagne
Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.
Example:
I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...


Champagne
Champagne is a sparkling wine made under strict regulations in Champagne, France. Champagne Only Comes From Champagne,
Example:
I just love Roederer Champagne as it is a wonderful blend of Chardonnay, Meunier and Pinot Noir grapes grown in Champagne. There are many quality sparkling wines in the world, including Roederer Estate from California, yet Champagne only comes from Champagne, France. However, US consumers need to be careful as some US producers mislabel their wine Champagne eventhough it doesn't come from France. Examples of "false Champagnes" include Korbel, Tott's and André.


champagne
Reference to an underage, yet desirable female. Used due to similar characteristics: (1) alcohol enriched and (2) aged for approximately 15 years.
Example:
While at a party.

Guy 1: “Look at her. How old you think she is?”

Guy 2: “’bout 15 or 16”

Guy 1 & 2: “Champagne!.”

The two gentlemen proceed to touch fists in a celebratory fashion.

History of the word:

During a party I noticed several really hot yet underage young ladies. As a joke I told my friend, "I like my women how i like my champagne...full of alcohol and aged for 15 years". It has now found its way into our vocabulary.


Champagne
noun: A feigned injury. (Also the name of a drink the ambulance chasers toast on)
Example:
Guy 1: Woah! Did you see that footballer dive seconds after contact then roll around like he's been shot?!

Guy 2: Yeah, man! He's well exhibiting Champagne! I hope he gets a red card, then actually shot!


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