Cross-eyed Bear
A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.
cross to bear
1.Someone who purposely or indirectly takes on a label and or situation as a means to look for sympathy,justify, and or clarify their position on a issue. 2. A situation in which you feel pressure, yet it is not your responsibility to take on the baggage associated with the situation. Ex. jesus died for our sins aka was nailed to a cross...his "cross to bear"cross-eyed teddy bear
Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
Example:
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
cross as a bear with a sore bum
Example:
Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.
Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.