dekalb

1. To torture or restrain with intellectual barbed wire2. Any threat of violence, torture or sex play involving barbed wire.



DeKalb
home of niu. students go home on weekends because the town is worthless.
nothing to do here but kill braincells.
Example:
"I'm headed back to the black hole"
"what're you doing in dekalb!?"

"dude, we got a 8ball an a keg tonite!"
"YEAAA DEEEKALB!"


Dekalb County
Home of kids who fuck before marriage and spread around STD’s
Example:
Eww you got to school in Dekalb County!


DeKalb, Illinois
A town in rural Illinois about 65 miles outside of Chicago. Has Northern Illinois University in the center. Otherwise you got a Walmart and a small Bestbuy. There is lots of corn. And a high school that had its power get knocked out 7 times in 2007-2008 and has had a couple of gang fights and multiple attempts at arson. There isn't much besides that. There was a school shooting at NIU in 2008. Besides the shootings the only claims of fame are the invention of barbed wire in DeKalb and supermodel Cindy Crawford.
Example:
Freind: How's DeKalb, Illinois?

Me: You know it sucks.

or

Friend: Wanna hang out?

Me: Walmart or Target?

Friend: Target sounds good.


dekalb illinois
town 60 miles outside chicago. urban feeling to it kinda, but weird because its surrounded by corn. the place where barb wire was invented. cindy crawford is from dekalb. used to be a nice town, but is starting to become run down and crappy. place where criminals out number the cops. just sucks now and to much crime, but always will be home
Example:
person 1: so hows dekalb illinois?

person 2: sucks, but the same as usual

person 1: thats cool, so whats new?

person 2: well the tires on my car got stolen, both the of stores
got robbed, there were 2 shootings over the
weekend, and my neighbor came to the apartments
drunk and screaming last night. and its just boring


Dekalb High School
A high school located in Waterloo Indiana where teachers don’t know how to teach shit, our school ignores anyone who doesn’t play sports, the students are fake ass bitches, and a school where they act like they give a shit about bullying and conflict.
Example:
Oh you go to Dekalb High School?”
“Yeah, wish I didn’t”


Dekalb middle school
A place in which teachers don't do anything to prevent cheating on tests or bullying, yet when someone has their mask down 6ft away from someone they get SAP.
Example:
Dekalb middle school is the leading school in the area with drug problems


Dekalb Middle School
A wack-ass school in the middle of nowhere in Indiana, where the students do drugs, the teachers can't teach (aside from the good ones), and the food tastes like pressure-washed garbage coated with horse shit. The school pretends to care about bullying and social issues but doesn't give a shit unless you play a sport. The music program is nice though.
Example:
Mom: You have to go to Dekalb Middle School
Literally any sensible human: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Dekalb High School
The absolute pinnacle of pain and agony. Truly this is one of the worst places to go to high school. The teachers don't know how to teach, the students are assholes, and the food tastes like if someone puked then a dog ate it and shat it out. This is all not even to mention the principal good old puff daddy fagner


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