drinker

you could be a drinker or a smoker or a bonger. a drinker is when you love a good alcoholic beverage



Drinkerize
To be tricked into completing a task by being promised an alcoholic beverage.
Example:
I was invited out for drinks by my coworkers and when I arrived, I realized that it was really a planning meeting. I was drinkerized.


Drinker
A drinker is a water fountain for drinking, usually found in parks. The water hops on top and goes back down, and people put their mouth on the top where the water goes, and they suck the water in. Drinkers are usually made of stone and/or metal, and the water comes from an unknown source. Drinkers are usually medium-sized, so an average adult or teen can drink from the water easily, however for children the parents may need to hold them to drink from the water.
Example:
Man, i would really use a drinker right now!
There's a drinker.
Drinkers are located in parks!
Where does the water source from drinkers come from?


waffle drinker
An insult hurled at a fat dunk woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail.
Example:
Shut up you waffle drinker.


Drinkers remorse
The feeling of sadness you have the day after (having hang overs). Often you feel a bit embarrassed by the things you did the day before. Also, often people who have been out drinking tend to be a bit depressed the next day presumably because of a chemical reaction in the brain caused by the alcohol consumption.
Example:
person1: how are you today? you were proper wasted yesterday!
person2: yeah. It was not my finest hour, if now what i'm saying... I'm feeling the drinkers remorse today


Designated Drinker
The complete opposite of a designated driver. A person who always get's smashed and drinks alcohol like it's nothing. May possibly drive you to the club but not back home. If it's you and the designated drinker expect to only have one drink because your driving home unless you want a smashed car.
Example:
"Fuck a wristband, lets all do a keg stand. I'm like cheech and chong hittin up the beer bong. When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck. Cause I'm the designated drinker."


milk drinker
A baby, used as an insult. The insult seems to pre-date Skyrim, and may have origins in Scottish culture.
Example:
An old Scottish saying is:

"Bread and cheese is gude to eat when folk can get nae ither meat.
Bread and milk is bairns' meat: I wish them sorrow that be it."

Seems to refer to a "milk drinker".

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Social Drinker
A person who only drinks alcohol in social settings where there are already other people drinking.
Example:
A: I'm surprised that Jane isn't drinking at this party. When I saw her at that party last week I thought she was a raging alcoholic.

B: Nah, brah. This is a kid's party, and she's only a social drinker.


Independent Drinker
1. Instead of being labeled an alcoholic for drinking without occasion or company, call yourself an Independent drinker because it sounds so much better.
2. The opposite of a social drinker. You drink because you love it, not because of the social aspect.

I came up with this work 2 nights ago when drunk dialing a girl who thought i was an alcoholic for drinking alone. I used the word and wondered if I had ingeniously came up with a new word. I searched on urban dictionary and the word was no where to be found.
Example:
I'm not an Alcoholic... I'm an Independent Drinker.


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