Fart Car
The
Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The
prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one
fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of
fiber (especially
Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of
plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "
gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
Car Fart
by funnygal1983 on Nov 12, 2013 21:50:44
The act of
holding a fart all day in a circumstance when
farting is not permittable to finally get into your car and release said fart.
Example:
hey
jess, i couldnt wait to leave work all day ive been
stuck in a meeting and holding this fart since 9am, i totally released the biggest
car fart.
fart in a car
by teddyyql on May 24, 2016 06:18:36
A descriptor for someone who does something morally
crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or
frustrating, but it's gonna
go away.
Example:
A guy came in and said he was a
Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get
free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.
Speeding Car Fart Trap
by Bullyrey on May 06, 2013 12:47:09
When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by
locking all the windows so you
can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain
fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.
Example:
I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and
locking all the windows and we were forced to open
the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to
get some air I would've thrown up!