emoji's

once a cool thing for texting, but is now utterly annoying due to the admiration of 5-10 year old kids. they all ruined them and are now being turned into a fucking movie.



Emoji
Something that should never be used, it is humanity's worst idea ever. Emoji's should not exist and the people who came up with the idea for the Emoji Movie deserve to die a painful death.
Example:
A guy uses an emoji to try to slide into a girl's DMs. He never sees her again.


emoji
1. Things that managed to get on adolescent girls' beds, clothing, etc.
2. The premise of a most-likely shit movie coming in 2017.
3. A new language that will take over the world.
4. Unreadable squares for people without iPhones or Samsungs.
5. Wild animals commonly sighted on social media sites and messaging chats.
Example:
1. WOW! Her bed is amazing with those emojis on the sheets!
2. The Emoji Movie - August 11, 2017
3. βœˆοΈπŸ”œπŸŒ΅πŸŒž

4. Bart: Dude, what are you spamming in the chat?
4b. Ralph: Little circles with eyes!
5. KWEEN: yes!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
5b: SELFEE-ADDICT: LMFAO TRUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜˜πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜€πŸ™‚πŸ˜¨πŸ™ƒβ˜ΉοΈπŸ˜˜πŸ˜°πŸ˜…πŸ˜—


emoji
The act of ramming a girl up the ass with Diet Coke and Mentos while covering your dick in cheese (smegma is acceptable) and ramming it down her throat, whether she likes it or not. This is then followed by shoving the bottle of Diet Coke in her vagina and making a bunch of funny faces while spitting some cum in her mouth and is finished by shoving the bottle of Diet Coke in her mouth while railing her anally.
Example:
The Emoji Movie makes great background noise for this sex act.


emoji
Emoji (from Japanese η΅΅ζ–‡ε­—, read γˆγ‚‚γ˜) (pl. emoji) are the tiny pictures you can put on your texts.

The word dates back to the early Japanese mobile phones. With the iPhone's plethora of icons, the word "emoji" became widespread, as it was what the keyboard was named.

It is made of two components, η΅΅ and ζ–‡ε­—, meaning "picture" and "letter" respectively.
Therefore, any claims that tie the word to "emoticon" are etymologically WRONG.

Many teenage girls put way too many emoji in their texts, resulting in more icons than text. Some clever people manage to draw pictures using emoji, or play Connect Four, Tic-Tac-Toe, or even Chess using emoji.
Example:
"I'm so bored. Let's play connect four
β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
β–‘β–‘β–‘β– β–‘β–‘β–‘
Use red"

"Whenever my mom nags me using iMessage, I respond with an emoji of an eggplant. That gets her pissed every time."
Mom: "Do the dishes as soon as you're finished doing nothing."
Clever guy: "(eggplant emoji)"
Mom: "Are you fucking kidding me?"


Emoji
Emoji’s, the worlds most accessible form of cancer. If you want to jump of a cliff, seeing a πŸ€ͺ😎🀣😁😩 will really give you that last piece of encouragement you need! Emoji’s are mainly used by 11 year old thots on musical.ly who think their stick body’s are thic and curvy. If you thought you wanted to die, look at an emoji and prepare to go into a dark, deep depression you won’t be able to cure (unless you watch a rip vine compilation). Anyone who uses an emoji unironically can join me when I jump off a bridge!!! 🀠🀠🀠 be safe kids, and stop using these fucking emojis!
Example:
11 year old commenting on an Instagram comedians video with an excessive use of gods main disappointment, emoji’s : β€œπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ hahah omg lele pons ur so hilarious πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ˜―πŸ€‘πŸ€­πŸ€―πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†πŸ˜β€


Emoji
An Emoji is that little picture you put in your texts. Many shitty phones cannot read these Emoji, so for fuck's sake, don't get a shitty phone.
Example:
(Guy with iPhone) *sends Emoji*
(Guy with Nokia) What is that?
(Guy with iPhone) lol its an Emoji, dumbass. *sends Lolface Emoji*
(Guy with Nokia) It's a fucking square!


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