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a device that gets bigger every year



iPhonics
iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.
Example:
1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.


iPhone
An overly popular invention that has infected not only the minds of Millennials and younger, but especially young females and teenage girls. In this modern day and age, if you walk into a public school, airport, or any busy place, chances are very likely that you will see more females using an iPhone -- either checking Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, taking photos/videos of themselves and posting them on said websites, playing games, or just holding it for no apparent reason -- than males.

Along with the iPad, the iPhone is known for becoming every modern young child's "pet toy" when they are away from their residence, and is replacing what has existed in life since the days of yore: books, newspapers, magazines, and even television.
Example:
Traditionalist Person: Can't you keep your iPhone in your purse? I can't stand seeing you carry it in your hand all the freaking time!


iPhone
1. A smartphone by Apple with polarizing opinions regarding its existence, the cause of the rivalry between the religions of iOS vs. Android.

2. Word anyone older than Gen X uses to denote any smartphone. (i.e. The same people that called an iPod Touch an iTouch of decades past).
Example:
1. A: Did you hear about Sadio Mane's cracked iPhone? He's so frugal!

B: If he really was frugal, then he should have bought an Android instead.

2. C: You kids these days with 'em fancy eye-phones and eye-watches, I still use my flip phone I bought from the pawn shop!


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