fucking a goat

this is used ,usually on a construction job, where a complete retard just cant do enough wrong to get fired cause he " has a picture of the boss fucking a goat" and said boss doesnt want the information to surface.



fuck the goat
To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
Example:
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.


fuck a goat
an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."
Example:
*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!


fuck the Goat!
Just a great saying... meaning "oh Dammit" or "fuck it" in general, just with much more style!
Example:
Your playin backgammon online and your opponent gets the 1 roll he was not AT ALL Likely to get...thus not only winning the game but also the match and your cash wager!
``````````OR~~~~~
You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"


fuck the goat
To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
Example:
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.


fuck the goat
It's a term when somebody does something stupid -- like fucking a goat -- and they are never known for anything else but the "goat fucking" incident. Even if the person solved world peace, they would always be known as a goat fucker. It's similar to the term "jump the shark," where a tv show takes that leap into obscurity. Does everybody "fuck the goat" and ruin their reputation? No, so it's all up to the individual to make the right choice.
Example:
That guy that shot himself after being arrested for molesting a 10-year-old girl was a great firefighter and well-respected in the community. But his reputation will be tarnished and he will be known as a child molester by many. That's what happens after you "fuck the goat."


Fucked up goat
Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
Example:
I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.


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