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guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

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by Tomanos on Dec 04, 2007 23:08:34

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Example:
Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

guitarded

by cakes on Jun 12, 2003 00:33:31

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Example:
Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

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by Kdott on Dec 04, 2006 02:16:49

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

Example:
1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

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by jk on Oct 28, 2004 16:53:36

means retarded but with a guitar.

Example:
hey dat was soo guitarded.

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by digurl on Jul 13, 2005 23:26:07

a stupid guy who trolls the internet, and say all music is crap except kurt cobain.

Example:
guitarded: im so stupid
other guy: yes we know that.

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by guitarherbro on Sep 29, 2011 13:11:06

When one of your bros thinks they sound just like Slash when he can barely play.

Example:
Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.

Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?

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by yarnspinnererer on Oct 02, 2010 00:02:10

Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.

Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.

Example:
Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

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by Violet Schwayze on May 22, 2009 17:35:53

someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.

Example:
"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"

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by Omar Churchill on Feb 17, 2011 06:24:37

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about

Example:
Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

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