haulin

Haulin' is when you see way too many pickup trucks or other street cars towing random shit around town. The towed goods range from lawn mowers to clans of banditos, refrigerators to molded crapped on sofas, trash bags full of dirty diapers, to just straight up more haulin' gear (trucks and trailers). In places like Texas haulin' is a 24/7/365 affair. Just look around and you'll see somebody haulin' something



haulin ass
v. to go really fast; to take off in a quick hurry: as fast as your ass can go
Example:
You had better be haulin ass to get over there in time.


haulin cube
When you're moving boxes but are insecure about how cool you are and had to come up with a term to make it sound cooler.
Example:
Jim: "We're haulin' cube"
Dwight: "Haulin cube!!"
Jim: "We're moving boxes we just needed a way for it to sound cooler."


Haulin Oats
Hauling Oats is simply a saying used when you are running really fast, or when your owning some one at a video game or when your just fuckin shit up.
Example:
A-Champ was Haulin Oats last night!


Haulin' Oats
a clever name for an oatmeal delivering service; it is a reference to the late 70's to early mid-80's American pop music duo Hall & Oates

first suggested by Zack Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Example:
Person 1: Wow! How did your oats get here so fast!

Person 2: Haulin' Oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!


Haulin the mail
"hauling the mail"... a phrase used to define a vehicle, human, or other object moving at an incredable rate. (faster then the object would typically move)

The first time i heard this i was in minnesota watching a riding lawn mower do a wheelie down a side road then take off down mainstreet. the rider recieved a ticket for speeding. The thought behind this phrase is simple.. mail men get you you're mail usually overnite... from places all over the country, not much is faster then that. hence "hauling the mail"
Example:
while watching a barstool race.
Man1: a barstool with a 5hp motor on it? This is crazy!
Man2: yeah these things are awesome.
Man1: did you see how fast they were going?
Man2: yeah man, they were "haulin the mail!"


cooter haulin'
The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.
Example:
Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?


Haulin' Oats
When you begin to run faster then you ever have before, so fast that your are faster then the world's quickest horse. As if you were eating the very same oats that the fastest horse was raised eating.
Example:
Guy 1: "Dude, look at Dan he's running so fast"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro he's haulin' oats"


Haulin' ass to nowhere
1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.

2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.
Example:
1. - John was late for work on Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.

2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."


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