i could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."



I could eat it
A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.
Example:
'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'


I could eat a knob at night
Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.
Example:
Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."


i could eat a buttered frog
what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.
Example:
a: hey wanna get some maccy d's?
b: nah i'm not hungry.
a: not hungry? i could eat a buttered frog!


I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck
To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Example:
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!


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