in the taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.



tainted taint
The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
Example:
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."


taint
A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
Example:
Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!


Taint
Example:
The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.


taint
a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."
Example:
SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."


taint to taint
When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.
Example:
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.


taint
The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)
Example:
My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!


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