Jump-Jack
by Nicky killa bee B on Mar 10, 2008 10:06:16
To steal, also to rob without mercy, pretty much anything can be jump-jacked, basically the limit is a
rocket ship, the U.S.S. constitution was known to be jump-jacked from the harbor by four kids on a field trip to
Salem, Ma.(It was so badass) Although, people who jump-jacked from the general store were very lame and felt the wrath of
THE RICK G.Usual spots for jump-jacking include Dick's and people's gym lockers.
Example:
1."Yo dude, did you hustle that
twenty bucks from your mom?"
"yeah, it was like jump-jacking candy from a baby"
2."So Steve, what did you and Alex while you closed at
Market Basket?"
"Well first we DILDAR-ed,
Shelagged each other, Glynthed it, and then jump-jacked all the cash from the register"
jumping jacks
by pewpew bam on Oct 06, 2008 01:21:41
the act of spreading jelly on the inner
crest of your leg while smearing
crunchy peanut butter into those sweaty palms of your hands. When
pb&j applied jump up and down while slapping your palms into the inner thigh with someone under you with an open mouth and break in the mouth.
very delicious way to make an excellent pb&j crunchy delight
Example:
"I'm
full from all those jumping jacks
Fred"
Jumping Jack
by jaffaw on Feb 25, 2012 18:28:28
1. A common name for a
flasher who is someone who
flashes their genitals to
a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes
Maasai jumping-jack
by What would Charlie do? on Nov 09, 2012 12:37:02
Named after the
Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.
The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley
Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and
Ewan denied him a
dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
Example:
After that
motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.
"If Liam didn't
show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've
coped."
Jumping Jack-Offs
by Cadillac C--Y on Feb 10, 2011 08:24:04
Example:
I went to the gym, and
as a joke I did my entire
work out. The very last one I started the
Jumping Jack-offs
The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
Jumping Jack Tutorial
by Spaggionalgree on Jul 05, 2019 13:28:51
A male psychological
mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the
jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong
bouncin.