kojak

To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do. The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.



kojak
a guy who is called the captain of jacking off
Example:
a guy who jerks off so much he knows the different ways
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him


Kojak
To find an empty parking space directly in front of the building you are visiting, regardless of the time of day, or busy urban location. From the televison series "Kojak". The title character would race off to locations in Manhattan and always park right in front of the building.
Example:
Sasha totally kojaked it, finding a spot right out front.


Kojak
A parking spot right in front of your destination. Named after the show "Kojak" in which Telly Savales always parked right in front of any building in New York City in the middle of the day, which of course is impossible.
Example:
We were meeting Jen and Heather at the restaurant and found a kojak.


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