latcher Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

latcher

someone who thinks you're friends with them, but you're not. they're annoying, weird, stupid, boring, everything you wouldn't want a friend to be. they follow you everywhere, and they want to be just like you. if you have a latcher, drop them immediately, duh.

Latcher

by SugarT on Aug 09, 2014 05:26:40

A Latcher is someone who "latches" onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you OR sucks you dry physically and emotionally. They then proceed to move on , meanwhile you're left mentally exhausted.

Example:
"Gurrrl..JUSTIN was *such* a latcher!! Dodged a bullet on that one!"

"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"

Latcher

by Phil Mi Groin on Apr 19, 2018 02:49:06

An Outsider, usually a new kid at school who will follow the popular friend groups around without actually being one of them. The Friend group actually hate the Latcher and the best thing they can do is to tell him to go away and never latch on again. The Latcher usually comes from a background where they have been ignored by parents, peers and everyone else in society. Therefore they cling onto anyone they can find, rather like a parasite or a leech. It would be fair to call a Latcher a leech.

Example:
Cool Kid: Come on lads, let's play some footie!
Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited
Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.

Latcher

by Phil Mi Groin on Apr 17, 2018 03:53:16

Someone not in a group of friends who tries to become one of them by following them around all the time. The group of Friends hate the Latcher but are sometimes too afraid to say it to his face so he continues to latch onto them. It is important to ignore the Latcher, also known as a Leech and hope for him to go away. If you notice a Latcher tagging along then it is easier to ditch him earlier rather than later. The worst Latcher known to man is Adam Barnett.

Example:
Tom: Lads lets go and play footie
(Latcher i.e. Adam Barnett follows them to the field)

Latcher

by SugarT on Aug 09, 2014 05:26:17

Example:
"Gurrrl..JUSTIN was *such* a latcher!! Dodged a bullet on that one!"

"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"

song latcher

by 120pens on Aug 09, 2009 05:58:12

one of those stupid people who latch on to a song you are singing/humming to yourself and sing it along with you..

i hate these people.

Example:
eilidh: 'this time baby i'll be bulleee..'
sarah: 'BUUULLEEEETPROOOOF..'
eilidh: *walks away* 'bloody SONG LATCHER!'

Family latcher snatcher

by Emmiee on Sep 01, 2023 03:07:59

An in-law who has few, no or strained relationships within their own family but gives you advice and direction then builds alliances and bonds with your kin where you feel like an outsider.

Example:
My dil used her family latcher snatcher skills to alienate me from my siblings.

Penis Latcher

by kifmaster661789 on May 23, 2020 00:26:49

Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.

Example:
I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.

bi-latch/ bi-latcher

by whozgotdmunchiez on Nov 21, 2004 08:10:03

someone or something that in general pisses you off. It can be a person, a thing or an act. A bi-latcher can even be a pet peeve.

Example:
1) She a Bi-latch because any time im around her she only talk about how gross looking she is, and u kno wut, i agree with her.
2) A Bi-latcher of mine is when you drivin, and you look over and the driver of another ride is pickin they nose and touchenothe stuff in they ride.

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