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manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

manager

by Jack Cough on Dec 27, 2008 03:25:07

A secretary who can fire you.

Example:
manager: i know you told me all this work is impossible to get done in time, but get it done. i'll go do some useless paperwork.

employee: but...

manager: you're fired. now get back to work.

manager

by -Anon- on Jul 14, 2003 04:10:15

The career goal of every employee too useless or lazy to do any REAL work

Example:
Vic Barron thinks that if he blows enough managers, they might eventually make him a manager too.

manager

by nathan. on Aug 21, 2007 10:25:55

sits in the back room on myspace and facebook, smokes too much, talks on the phone, does little or nothing all day, then tells you what your doing is not being done well enough and gets paid twice as much as you to do it

Example:
manager's friend: what did you do at work today
manager: nothing really...

manager

by NormalGuyYouSholdKnow on Nov 12, 2007 07:45:42

a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".

Example:
Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen*
Manager: you're gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. Do u know how to do it?
Me: no I-
Manager: WHY THE HELL NOT????? ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR

manager

by D F Stuckey on Mar 17, 2004 14:24:34

Slang term for a woman among a group of single women at an enetertainment venue, whose self-appointed task is to prevent single males or groups of males from approaching any of the members of "her" group.

While not always physically unattractive, the manager of a group will always have an unattractive attitude towards socail interaction with men, possibly due to a traumatic experience herself. Astoundingly, few if any are lesbians despite male belief; Many are in fact as despairingly lonely and in need of male companionship as any other single woman if not more so on average. They are in fact reacting in a manner as close to aggresive as their upbringing will allow.

Example:
" There was a bunch of real lookers in the club last night, but their manager kept getting in my way when I went over to ask them to dance "

manager

by jkaldsfj;asd on Oct 13, 2019 03:54:04

Karens worst enemy

Example:
Employee, "Karen is here get the manager!!!!"
Employee 2, " No we cant afford another battle!"

manager

by SzEfil02 on Dec 04, 2008 02:52:50

Someone who's studied management. A manager must know everything about everything. A manager must know and have studied economics, accounting, mathematics, marketing, law, etc. A synonym would be GENIUS

Example:
Guy 1: My manager's a punk !

Guy 2: That's maybe because he's more educated and richer ?

Guy 1: Why should that be a reason !

Guy 2: Uh... I think it's called jealousy ?

Guy 1: Oh ... yeah but... yeah....

Manager

by ReeMcFace on May 25, 2019 10:35:12

The poor guy that always has to deal with Karen.

Example:
The manager will tell you the same thing the employee told you Karen...

Manager

by mitchell986 on Nov 17, 2011 23:34:10

A person who appears to know how all tasks should be accomplished but can't actually do any of those tasks themselves.

Example:
A manager will tell you exactly how something should be done, even though he or she has never done it themselves.

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