my dog's

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my dog
me: ok I'm in school

my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash

me: oh no my dog gonna run over me

me: gets run over while running down the hall

me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Example:
my dog is gonna run me over


my dog
Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours
Example:
my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.


My dog
Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.
Example:
Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog

You should meet my dog.

First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk


My Dog James
My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny
Example:
friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.


Yanked my dog
1. To piss someone off extremely bad
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger
Example:
PD2K: I let Bill borrow my car the other day and he forgot to take the parking brake off and drove all over town with it

Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog

PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog


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